Jimmy Kimmel Live does a clever little skit now and again — famous celebrities read mean tweets about themselves. Actual tweets sent their way, because on twitter (and the Web in general) people use anonymity to be complete jerks. This week he did an NBA version with Shaq, Kobe Bryant, Andre Iguodala, Blake Griffin,&

I am certain that if you created enough chicken schwarmas, you’d have enough happiness in sandwich form to create world peace.

This is one massive reality check, folks.